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Quote №19067

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Author: Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Quote №21753

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Author: Kim Harrison

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn’t have a soul.

Quote №20928

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Author: Terry Pratchett

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

Quote №20486

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Author: Ally Carter

Ooh..I want one – BexThey’re not puppies. -Cammie

Quote №20511

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Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

I’m too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Quote №19291

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Author: Albert Einstein

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

Quote №19863

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Author: Bill Watterson

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you’re just a reflection of him?

Quote №19481

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Author: Terry Pratchett

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Quote №19869

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Author: A.A. Milne

Pooh, said Rabbit kindly, you haven’t any brain. I know, said Pooh humbly.

Quote №18913

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Author: Woody Allen

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Quote №21517

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Author: Wendy Higgins

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

Quote №22153

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Author: Mikhail Gorbachev

If not me, who? And if not now, when?

Quote №22151

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Author: Sigmund Freud

The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water.

Quote №22152

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Author: Napoleon Hill

If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.

Quote №22150

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Author: Jeff Rich

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Quote №22148

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Author: Ernest Hemingway

Never mistake motion for action.

Quote №22147

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Author: Rose Kennedy

Prosperity tries the fortunate, adversity the great.

Quote №22145

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Author: Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.

Quote №22144

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Author: Anne Frank

The final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.

Quote №22143

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Author: Bernard Williams

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

Quote №22142

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Author: Aesop

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Quote №22141

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Author: John Locke

What worries you, masters you.

Quote №22140

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Author: Galileo Galilei

We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves.

Quote №22132

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Author: Louis Pasteur

Fortune favors the prepared mind.

Quote №22093

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Author: Charles Baudelaire

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation.

Quote №22084

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Author: Helen Keller

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.

Quote №22082

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Author: Paul Valéry

At times I think and at times I am.

Quote №22081

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Author: Eldridge Cleaver

You’re either part of the solution or you’re part of the problem.

Quote №22077

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Author: Leonardo da Vinci

There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

Quote №22075

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Author: Isaac Newton

To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.

Quote №22072

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Author: Thomas Jefferson

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

Quote №22071

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Author: Aldous Huxley

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception.

Quote №22058

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Author: John Ruskin

Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort.

Quote №22057

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Author: Albert Einstein

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Quote №22056

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Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.

Quote №22055

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Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

Quote №22054

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Author: Albert Pike

We have all the light we need, we just need to put it in practice.

Quote №22052

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Author: Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Quote №22050

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Author: Walt Whitman

Nothing endures but personal qualities.

Quote №22046

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Author: Dwight L. Moody

Character is what a man is in the dark.

Quote №22045

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Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.

Quote №22043

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Author: Pierre Bonnard

The precision of naming takes away from the uniqueness of seeing.

Quote №22040

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Author: Maxwell Maltz

Our self image, strongly held, essentially determines what we become.

Quote №22039

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Author: William Hazlitt

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Quote №22035

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Author: Saint Basil

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger.

Quote №22033

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Author: Heraclitus

You cannot step into the same river twice.

Quote №22032

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Author: Paul Tournier

The more refined and subtle our minds, the more vulnerable they are.

Quote №22029

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Author: Boris Pasternak

Man is born to live and not to prepare to live.

Quote №22027

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Author: Victor Hugo

One can resist the invasion of an army but one cannot resist the invasion of ideas.

Quote №22026

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Author: Franz Kafka

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

Quote №22025

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Author: Oliver Cromwell

Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.

Quote №22024

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Author: John C. Maxwell

In the end, people are persuaded not by what we say, but by what they understand.

Quote №22023

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Author: Charlotte Whitton

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

Quote №22022

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Author: T.S. Eliot

It is only in the world of objects that we have time and space and selves.

Quote №22021

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Author: Anita Loos

Memory is more indelible than ink.

Quote №22019

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Author: Robert Schumann

Talent works, genius creates.

Quote №22017

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Author: Juvenal

All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.

Quote №22016

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Author: Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Quote №22013

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Author: Leo Rosten

We see things as we are, not as they are.

Quote №22011

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Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking.

Quote №22008

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Author: Audre Lorde

There are no new ideas. There are only new ways of making them felt.

Quote №22005

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Author: Elon Musk

Really, the only thing that makes sense is to strive for greater collective enlightenment.

Quote №22003

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Author: Pablo Picasso

I do not seek. I find.

Quote №21999

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Author: M. C. Escher

We adore chaos because we love to produce order.

Quote №21998

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Author: Laurence J. Peter

A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.

Quote №21990

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Author: Lawrence Clark Powell

Write to be understood, speak to be heard, read to grow.

Quote №21987

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Author: Aesop

United we stand, divided we fall.

Quote №21985

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Author: Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is quality rather than quantity that matters.

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