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Quote №19858

Humor Quotes
Author: Ally Carter

I think it’s kinda nice.’ And I did. my mom isn’t famous for her pies. No, she’s famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.

Quote №19845

Humor Quotes
Author: Richelle Mead

Piece of Heaven? No, that other place I’m going to go to for thinking what I’m thinking.

Quote №19815

Humor Quotes
Author: Derek Landy

Stairs, Valkyrie said, disappointed.Not just ordinary stairs, Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. Magic stairs.Really?Oh, yes.She followed him into the darkness. How are they magic?They just are.In what way?In a magicky way.She glared at the back of his head. They aren’t magic at all, are they?Not really.

Quote №19502

Humor Quotes
Author: George Carlin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Quote №19496

Humor Quotes
Author: James Patterson

Max, you’re the last of the hybrids who still has…a soul.’ … ‘She doesn’t have soul,’ Gazzy scoffed. ‘Have you ever seen her dance?

Quote №19803

Humor Quotes
Author: Ilona Andrews

I can’t give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you’d set it on fire.

Quote №19795

Humor Quotes
Author: Steve Martin

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

Quote №19794

Humor Quotes
Author: Dave Barry

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Quote №19785

Humor Quotes
Author: Richelle Mead

Do not do that again, he said stiffly.Don’t kiss me back then, I retorted.He stared at me for what seemed like forever. I don’t give ‘Zen lessons’ to hear myself talk. I don’t give them because you’re another student. I’m doing this to teach you control.You’re doing a great job, I said bitterly.

Quote №19669

Humor Quotes
Author: P.G. Wodehouse

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

Quote №19664

Humor Quotes
Author: Cassandra Clare

If we’re going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don’t know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don’t want them to die of excitement.

Quote №19648

Humor Quotes
Author: Stephen Fry

An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Quote №19316

Humor Quotes
Author: John Green

Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.

Quote №19284

Humor Quotes
Author: George Carlin

I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Quote №19482

Humor Quotes
Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Quote №19317

Humor Quotes
Author: Lady Gaga

Well, that’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying to change it.

Quote №19246

Humor Quotes
Author: Dorothy Parker

Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.

Quote №19067

Humor Quotes
Author: Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Quote №19056

Humor Quotes
Author: Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Quote №19054

Humor Quotes
Author: Bill Watterson

Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Quote №19050

Humor Quotes
Author: Tina Fey

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Quote №19045

Humor Quotes
Author: George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Quote №19038

Humor Quotes
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.

Quote №16894

Love Quotes
Author: Vincent van Gogh

The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others.

Quote №15194

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Shannon Hale

I do like the world quite a lot.

Quote №15116

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Mother Teresa

If I look at the mass I will never act.

Quote №15085

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Marie Lu

To those who, in spite of everything, still choose goodness

Quote №16619

Love Quotes
Author: Igor Stravinsky

Is it not by love alone that we succeed in penetrating to the very essence of being?

Quote №16585

Love Quotes
Author: James M. Barrie

The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.

Quote №15623

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Ali ibn Abi Talib

Honesty will guide you to goodness, and goodness will invite you to heaven.

Quote №15523

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

To see me does not necessarily mean to see my face. To understand my thoughts is to have seen me.

Quote №13944

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Toni Morrison

If you surrendered to the air, you could ride it.

Quote №13796

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Tom Hiddleston

We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize that we only have one.

Quote №14588

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Tom Hiddleston

I am an optimist… I choose to be. There is a lot of darkness in our world, there is a lot of pain and you can choose to see that or you can choose to see the joy. If you try to respond positively to the world, you will spend your time better.

Quote №14313

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you were born you were crying and everyone else was smiling. Live your life so at the end, your’re the one who is smiling and everyone else is crying.

Quote №14099

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Immanuel Kant

Rules for happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.

Quote №14096

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Quote №14029

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Santosh Kalwar

Have you ever seen the stars in the night? See them closely, they will tell you, how to be open, how to love and how to shine and twinkle without any differences and jealousy of other stars.

Quote №13479

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Sheryl Sandberg

Done is better than perfect.

Quote №13643

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Walt Whitman

Pointing to another world will never stop vice among us; shedding light over this world can alone help us.

Quote №13632

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Aristotle

For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.

Quote №13534

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Jason Mraz

I’ve come to the conclusion that people who wear headphones while they walk, are much happier, more confident, and more beautiful individuals than someone making the solitary drudge to work without acknowledging their own interests and power.

Quote №13065

Inspirational Quotes
Author: L.M. Montgomery

After all,” Anne had said to Marilla once, “I believe the nicest and sweetest days are not those on which anything very splendid or wonderful or exciting happens but just those that bring simple little pleasures, following one another softly, like pearls slipping off a string.

Quote №12914

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Anne Frank

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.

Quote №12908

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Sarah Dessen

Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that’s what makes you strong.

Quote №12893

Inspirational Quotes
Author: Maya Angelou

A woman’s heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.

Quote №12549

Life Quotes
Author: Charlie Kaufman

There really is only one ending to any story. Human life ends in death. Until then, it keeps going and gets complicated and there’s loss. Everything involves loss; every relationship ends in one way or another.

Quote №12322

Life Quotes
Author: Lana Del Rey

Every night I used to pray that I’d find my people, and finally I did on the open road.
We had nothing to lose, nothing to gain, nothing we desired anymore, except to make our lives into a work of art.

Quote №12319

Life Quotes
Author: Lisa Kleypas

You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.

Quote №11933

Life Quotes
Author: Gena Showalter

I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?

Quote №11387

Life Quotes
Author: Jodi Picoult

Do you know how there are moments when the world moves so slowly you can feel your bones shifting, your mind tumbling? When you think that no matter what happens to you for the rest of your life, you will remember every last detail of that one minute forever?

Quote №10973

Life Quotes
Author: Stephen Hawking

I have noticed that even those who assert that everything is predestined and that we can change nothing about it still look both ways before they cross the street.

Quote №10760

Life Quotes
Author: John Green

If you don’t live a life in service of a greater good, you’ve gotta at least die a death in service of a greater good, you know? And I fear that I won’t get either a life or a death that means anything.

Quote №10518

Life Quotes
Author: Bill Watterson

CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn’t exist what’s the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn’t this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I’ve got the same questions about God.

Quote №10876

Life Quotes
Author: Helen Keller

A bend in the road is not the end of the road…Unless you fail to make the turn.

Quote №10473

Life Quotes
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Quote №10121

Life Quotes
Author: Cassandra Clare

If there’s a thing I’ve learned in my life it’s to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don’t

Quote №10006

Life Quotes
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity. I want this adventure that is the context of my life to go on without end.

Quote №9836

Life Quotes
Author: Nicholas Sparks

Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in the end there is confirmation, but it’s in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the whole thing worthwhile.

Quote №10319

Life Quotes
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you’ve never eaten while crying you don t know what life tastes like.

Quote №10224

Life Quotes
Author: C. JoyBell C.

I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!

Quote №9824

Life Quotes
Author: Mark Twain

Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Quote №9822

Life Quotes
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.

Quote №7866

Love Quotes
Author: Criss Jami

It’s not at all hard to understand a person; it’s only hard to listen without bias.

Quote №8210

Love Quotes
Author: Aberjhani

If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth like a mystical rose with powers of healing and damnation, If I confess that your body is the only civilization I long to experience… would it mean that we are close to knowing something about love?

Quote №8199

Love Quotes
Author: Cassandra Clare

I just don’t see why the past has to matter.

Quote №8182

Love Quotes
Author: Colleen Houck

Okay, then I’ll just say I love you. There is nothing in this world more important to me than you are. I’m only content when you’re near. My whole purpose is to be what you need me to be. It’s not poetry, but it’s from my heart. Will that do?

Quote №9761

Life Quotes
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.

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