Caution, folks! This package comes with a handle with care label, but let me tell you, I’m not just fragile glass; I’m a delicate balance of wit, charm, and cleverness. Treat me like a precious gem, and you’ll unlock a treasure trove of laughter and amusement. But beware, mishandle me, and you might unleash a whirlwind of snarky comebacks! So, be gentle, be kind, and prepare for an adventure with this quirky, witty wonder!