I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.

Just as I had long suspected, a person didn’t really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.

Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth

Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.