Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test? …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Why me?, then a voice answers Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’.
Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.
Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?”
“What’s that?”
“The world didn’t come to an end.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.