If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them.

Oh, sweetie, I’m sorry, you can’t have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that’s never going to happen again.

I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

I love you above all things, even pie.

There’s some heinous fuckery goin’ on mon.

People, generally, suck.

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

She’s so small, yet she contains so much evil.