I do not, I felt oddly appalled by her statement. I’m an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.
His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT
I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. – T-shirt
After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”
“You do have that effect on people.
At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated.
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, You named your breasts?I turned my back to him with a shrug. I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.
I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way.It’s three thirty in the morning.Okay. Want coffee?