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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Philosophy Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

Housework can kill you if done right.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food

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Life Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.

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Time Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.

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Humor Quotes
Author: Erma Bombeck

Written on her tombstone: I told you I was sick.

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