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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Quote №20829

Humor Quotes
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Quote №20227

Humor Quotes
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Quote №33779

Time Quotes
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Quote №34097

Time Quotes
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Quote №21096

Humor Quotes
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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