I’m told I have the body of a god.A Greek god, or one of those gods with the horse heads or elephant’s legs coming out of their chests? Alan asked. Next time someone tells you that, ask them to specify.

How do you deal with it? Kami asked Jared. The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.I have a system where when I stop, I lean casually against something, Jared told her. It makes people think I’m a bad boy. Or possibly that I have a bad back.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.