Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. — Dogbert’s Motto
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
You’re thinking I’m one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I’m not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you’re certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you’re gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you.