America used to live by the motto Father Knows Best. Now we’re lucky if Father Knows He Has Children. We’ve become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
Women don’t want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.